Its been quite a while since I've rambled on something hasn't it?

I think I've heard it being said before that sarcasm is the lowest measure of wit, or something like that. Oh I dunno, I find the stuff that most people take for humour these days can be far more degenerate. But really, it actually is hard to practise sarcasm that's really funny. I think I'm beginning to appreciate it.

Of course, I s'pose it takes some acceptance at being ribbed and made fun of. Its ironic that its usually the people who probably look sexier with a third breast growing at the top of their heads and have a social life comprising of people who only remotely look bearable when they're wearing a full diving suit with a space suit worn over it while being completely invisble, who like to make fun of other people's looks and appearances. They can't comprehend the amount of hilarity they're emanating, but they're making use of it on others.

If you were smart, you wouldn't make fun of others, you dunno if people are laughing at what you say, or at how such an ugly-ass looking substance that looks possibly like a living organism can even think to make fun of someone else. But then, only about 1% of the world's population are smart enough to know they are stupid, so this point is pretty moot.

And that is why flattery will get you nowhere. In most people's worlds, all praise is fact when directed at themselves. If you ever try telling your bosses that they look great that day, they'll think its butt-kissing, because to them that statement is redundant. Its already a pre-established universal law that nobody even needs to mention! Do you ever go about telling people that the sun will rise from the east the next morning, or that the moon revolves the earth? Of course not. It would be incredibly suspicious if you did.

And certainly, all of you know I represent the epitome of human perfection, so you will all pay this post a lot of attention.

Now this is sardonic humour.