Everything leads to suffering.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Your thoughts dwell on your mother.
Anakin: I miss her.
Yoda: Afraid to lose her I think, hmm?
Anakin: What has that got to do with anything?
Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Yeah well you could argue your way around that but still...

Yoda: Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger.
Anakin: But anger leads to passion.
Yoda: Passion leads to jealousy.
Anakin: Jealousy leads to nurturing.
Yoda: Nurturing leads to weakness.
Anakin: Weakness leads to humility.
Yoda: Humility leads to injustice.
Anakin: Injustice leads to heroism.
Yoda: Heroism leads to pride.
Anakin: Pride leads to patriotism.
Yoda: Patriotism leads to totalitarianism.
Anakin: Totalitarianism leads to power.
Yoda: Power... leads to suffering.

Being alive is a path to the Dark Side....



But at least you get a free cookie.

While stocks last. After that, the rest of you can go die.